The Objection

"PHP doesn't scale"

Your Quick Response

"Wikipedia handles 16+ billion page views monthly. Etsy processes $12.6 billion GMV annually. Slack processes millions of messages daily. The scaling 'problem' isn't PHP -it's architecture. Any language can fail to scale with poor architecture, and any language can scale with proper design. PHP's shared-nothing architecture actually makes horizontal scaling straightforward."

Companies Scaling with PHP

Meta

Facebook/Meta

Social Network

Daily Active Users 3+ billion
Posts per day 500+ million
Wikipedia

Wikipedia

Knowledge Platform

Monthly Page Views 16+ billion
Global Rank Top 10
Etsy

Etsy

E-commerce

Annual GMV $12.6 billion
Active Buyers ~95 million
Slack

Slack

Enterprise Communication

Daily Messages Millions
Acquisition Value $27.7 billion

Why PHP Actually Scales Well

Shared-Nothing Architecture

PHP's request-response model means each request is independent. No shared state between requests makes horizontal scaling trivial -just add more servers behind a load balancer.

Stateless by Design

Unlike long-running processes in Node.js or Python, PHP naturally handles stateless requests. This simplifies scaling and reduces memory leak concerns.

Battle-Tested Infrastructure

PHP has 30 years of production experience. Tools for caching (OPcache, Redis), load balancing, and database scaling are mature and well-documented.

The Real Truth

Scaling is an architecture problem, not a language problem. Twitter famously had scaling issues with Ruby, but that didn't make Ruby "unscalable." The same applies to PHP. With proper architecture -caching, database optimization, CDNs, horizontal scaling -PHP handles any load. The evidence? Some of the world's largest websites prove it daily.

Key Talking Points

  • Facebook serves 3+ billion users on PHP infrastructure
  • PHP's shared-nothing architecture makes horizontal scaling easy
  • Scaling is about architecture, not language choice
  • Mature tooling for caching, load balancing, and database optimization